Flying Meat Head trains meaty fists of fury

Gus Mueller, head of Flying Meat, Inc, announced today that he was going on vacation. Known to only a select few, however, is that it's not only a vacation, it's a steely training jaunt to hone his skills at beating his opponents at the deadliest game ever — Chess boxing.

Slid under the door of MacNose Headquarters (a.k.a. The Ol' Factory) was a copy of his training itinerary and plans take his fly gestures to the mat. Mueller appears to have poured utmost care and thought into his foray into this new passion, going so far as to have re-purposed Britney Spears's "Piece of Me" as his entrance theme.

I'm little programmer's dream since I step on the scene
Don't matter if I code a machine
Or climb a mountain while looking lean
They still gonna put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want some Flying Meat? You want some Flying Meat?

I'm Mr. Awesome Apps Fly Out my Anus
(You want some Flying Meat?)
I'm Mr. Oh My God, That Gus is Shameless
(You want some Flying Meat?)

I'm Mr. Acorn, Mr. VoodooPad
(You want some Flying Meat?)
I'm Mr. Lua Coding Is So Rad
(You want some Flying Meat?)

Competitors over at Nolobe (makers of Iris) appear to have already sniffed out The Mueller's plans, and are training their own top developers to take him on the mat. Other developers, however, are more circumspect about their odds at taking on the lanky Lua king.

"Gus Mueller? Isn't he that really tall guy? He must have a pretty good reach . . . I dunno . . . maybe if I can get a K.O. in the first Chess round . . . maybe?" Pixelmator's Aidas Dailide was overheard saying.

When informed that was really just not possible, he opted instead to steer clear of VoodooPad's dad.