Who's the Monster after all?

In a stunning twist of a tale, informants have tipped off the Mac Nose that Mike Lee, formerly of Delicious Monster, enjoys devouring orphaned kittens in his spare time.

Tipsters reveal that Lee revels in the taste of their tender flesh and that the man who calls himself the "World's Toughest Programmer" believes kittens, not man, to be the deadliest prey. He has been overheard claiming their "needle sharp tiny claws of doom," razor teeth of tinyness, and near-lethal cuteness make the miniature felines one of the most dangerous catches of all.

It is not clear if Lee is starting his United Lemur project to really raise money for charity or as a ruse to lull more tiny cats (and cattas) into thinking he cares for their well-being before swooping them into his gaping maw.

All may not be lost however, as sources have also disclosed that he weeps copious tears over the catty corpses before making a meal of them. "He knows it's wrong," said a community insider who asked not to be identified, " but they're just so finger-licking, lip-smacking crunchy!"