Rampaging Gruber snogs his way through Twitter

The Twitter community was sent a-flutter on Friday night when John Gruber started a snuggle-fest. The Daring Fireball was spotted canoodling with Daniel Jakut, Craig Hockenberry, Hello Kitty, and someone in a Darth Vader mask (tipsters reveal an ashamed Jens Alfke), among others.

The outpouring of physical affection passed some by, however, with open source magnate Colin Barrett expressing utmost disappointment at missing out on one of Gruber's signature smooches.

Insiders report the long suffering Amy Gruber simply sighed and threw her hands up.