Light shed on secret Moltz project

In February, the beloved Crazy Apple Rumors Site was put on indefinite hiatus by mastermind John Moltz. Wikipedia and others have pointed to "financial reasons" for the junking of the site, but did not dig deeper.

What could cause a dedicated man to drop a site that's held his love and attention for so many years under the guise of money?

A sexbot army crafted in the image of Jennifer Frickin' Connelly.

Insiders have tipped off the Mac Nose that Moltz is raising an army bolt by bolt, wire by wire, to wrest control of Apple from Steve Jobs and his own cadre of lesbian ninja sexbots to make his dream of Apple branded sexbots come true.

"I mean, if Jon Ive can make a little hunk of white plastic and metal seem like sex, imagine what he could do with actual sexbots!," he was heard to exclaim in an impotent drunken rage at MWSF.

In one aspect, Mac users have nothing to fear: tipsters say Moltz does not plan to use the Jennifer Frickin' Connelly sexbots for the use which they may seem to be intended. "He wouldn't deign to ruin their 'purity.'" a shrouded entity said.

The entity went on to confirm, however, that Moltz is very fond of his prototype creation and refers to it as his "girlfriend in Tacoma".

"I know, I know, it's serious," said the entity as he shook his head.