It's an open secret in the indie dev community that Brent Simmons drinks the blood of virgins to stay young. Signs point to over-doing it, as the Mac Nose sniffed out an unintended side-effect.
Friends say the balcony was installed years ago, but Shakespeare never noticed. Don't let those cowboys at SXSW tell you any different — the whole thing is one long mescaline trip. Having the godfather of RSS pop out a fun-bag is the least of your worries.
Scuttlebutt at the Ginger Man is this isn't the first year Papa's puppies have made an appearance. Rumor has it a similar fiasco a few years back inspired Austin's unofficial slogan. What the NetNewsWire developer didn't consider was the iPhone, and snaps like the one above now abound.
To those who would point out the iPhone is decidedly not the first cell phone to sport a camera: you just don't get it, do you?
