Blind Items

• Which fledging input manager hack is being held from release because its fearless young engineer has unexpectedly started emitting Hawking radiation?

• What old guard indie house has yet to announce they will be closing shop at the end of the year so their founder can return to his first love of canary wrestling?

• Which MMO is currently under investigation by the state of California for allegations that it causes reproductive harm?

• What principal of an iconic design house practices an enitirely unique form of cannibalism, helping himself to a daily breakfast of "Chockenberry O's"?